- Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say 'They've found me, I have to leave the country' and run off.
- 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell 'Merry Christmas'. If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.
- As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
- Every 5 minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
- Come into the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling, 'I'm here, the phantom of the opera' until they drag you away.
- Try to get people in the room to do the Mexican Wave.
- During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
- Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up.
- Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
- If it is a maths/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative.
- Bring balloons; blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
- Bring cheat sheets for ANOTHER class (make sure this is obvious - like history notes for a maths exam) and staple them to the exam, with the comment 'Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit'.
- Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
- Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loadly, 'Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...'
To all you kids out there, this is not to be taken seriously! Although it would be fun to see someone ELSE do it one day! ;op
Some of these were very tempting to try during the HSC!
Just thought I'd help you waste about 5 minutes of your time!! ;op
