Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Fun Things To Do In An Exam!!

Ok, I know we have all finished our schooling and will probably never have to take class exams ever again, but I was cleaning out my cupboard the other day and came across some 'useful exam strategies' my Biology teacher gave to us just before our HSC exams! They may provide some entertainment for you!

  • Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say 'They've found me, I have to leave the country' and run off.
  • 15 minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell 'Merry Christmas'. If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.
  • As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
  • Every 5 minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.
  • Come into the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling, 'I'm here, the phantom of the opera' until they drag you away.
  • Try to get people in the room to do the Mexican Wave.
  • During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
  • Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up.
  • Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
  • If it is a maths/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative.
  • Bring balloons; blow them up, start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
  • Bring cheat sheets for ANOTHER class (make sure this is obvious - like history notes for a maths exam) and staple them to the exam, with the comment 'Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit'.
  • Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
  • Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loadly, 'Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E...'

To all you kids out there, this is not to be taken seriously! Although it would be fun to see someone ELSE do it one day! ;op

Some of these were very tempting to try during the HSC!

Just thought I'd help you waste about 5 minutes of your time!! ;op

20 comments:

LOUD? said...

Hey Karin

Cool stuff.

I'm impressed you're cleaning out your school things....I assume you are chucking out? NOT Hoarding..he he he

I think Olivia could pull a lot of these dramatic ones off...I can see her dancing around in balloons and double-checking answers.


You could do the phantom of the opera one, you'd pull it off brilliantly (comedy style)

I like the swapping seats every 5 minutes, subtle and creative.

Clairey said...

That is so cool! I can just imagine the look on Evon Hutton's face if someone did that during the HSC!

You make me smile! I love random funny things

Deb said...

LOKL!!

Yvonne Hutton whisper-chatted with a friend while supervising my exam (3U ancient history, on the 2nd last day & I was the only student)

LOUD? said...

Yvonne Hutton teaches swimming lessons @ the Parkes pool, swimmers - but no boardies (minor mistake). Zinc on the lips. Very into it with the kiddies.

Rinni said...

Lol! Glad you all found them amusing! Claire - I'd love to see Yvonne's face too if someone was ever daring enough to pull one of these off!!

The Phantom of the Opera is my favourite one! - I could rush around the room, being dramatic!

Anonymous said...

or another option would be to write "I am a fish" 500 times, stand up, salute and faint :)

Clairey said...

LOL Kookie!! That would be something I would do!!

Red Dwarf is so cool!!

Anonymous said...

2nd to Claire's Red Dwarf comment! During one of my exams Yvonne had just finished lecturing us about NO mobile phones, then hers preceeded to go off!!!! Didn't even apologise! Rude! :)

Rinni said...

I think one of my friends actually did that in one of her, less important exams!!

Anonymous said...

Im jsut starting my HSC year, any other year and i would have done a few of these for sure haha, wish i found it eariler nice post

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